Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
math more like no
I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
If the opportunity every comes to tour with a band, i’m dropping out of any university in a heart beat.
I should totally invite Jenn.
I should text Jenn.
I should totally acknowledge Jenn’s existence.
Wow, I totally miss Jenn.
…………… said no one.